Seven habits of highly defective dating
Each January he leads a national conference for singles called New Attitude.12/10/02The Seven Habits of Highly Defective People Habit #1: Writing books like 7 Habits of Highly Effective People.Now, for the first time since its release, the national #1 bestseller has been expanded with new content and updated for new readers. We both thought it was insightful and offered great advice.Honest and practical, it challenges cultural assumptions about relationships and provides solid, biblical alternatives to society's norm. It is not something everyone can do with the peer pressure regarding dating etc but I wish it was something everyone would do. C., in Gaithersburg, Maryland, where he's a pastor at Covenant Life Church.” Because if Jesus WASN’T effective, than his polar opposite must certainly have been. He would have a good laugh at you for being so desperate and pathetic that you have been driven to take a how-to book, especially THIS how-to book, seriously. Habit #2: Making burritos or falafels or crepes suzettes by hand immediately after NOT washing those hands in the men’s/women’s room of your favorite restaurant.And why was the erstwhile foodworker in the hombres’ or mujeres’ room in the first place?Only someone who is irreparably defective would presume to codify success.
As for the text itself, well, nobody knows WHAT the book actually says.
Something that smells like baby made a poopy, or rather ten million babies made 10 million poopies….in 1957?
Now think about it: If you, with your snotted up schnozz, can still smell it, do you think you can also still be sickened, not to say killed, by it? Even if her laugh sounds like the death rattle of a cave bear, any horndogs within earshot will feign to find it infectious and laugh along with her, hoping against hope that their mock mirth will win her to their heretofore desperately solitary beds.
Most who have bought it never read it, and the few that do can’t remember what it says, which is just as well.
Habit #5: Believing books like The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People. And I believe I’ll have another beer, even as millions of others invest their faith in how-to books.In fact, laugh fever will rage through every cell of your body as soon as you hear her witch’s cackle, and you will laugh as you have never laughed before. You will laugh yourself out of your shoes and socks and underwear right as you stand there with Guinness in hand.You will laugh yourself buck naked and erect, infected as you are by her infectious laugh. But you will find that the laugh machine, once set into motion, is not so easily stopped.Then she will stop laughing and you will realize that she wasn’t laughing at all. And a variety of snickers and sniggers and chuckles and guffaws will burst from you like emanations of gas from a three week old corpse which has been cooking and swelling under a tropical sun.